My mom hates me, so I don’t understand why she called me upstairs before she went to bed to see how my day was. She just yelled at me like, 4 minutes ago. I hate speaking to my mom, and she hates speaking to me. I don’t get why we have to go through this everyday.
Stupid parents...
- Parents: Why are you so lazy? Go out more.
- Me: *goes out more often*
- Parents: You go out so much! What is wrong with you?
- Me: What the fuck?
Is it sad that the only reason I’m excited to go to school tomorrow is to try the new Krave cereal that my friend is bringing to our Potluck during 5th Period Final?
- Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
- Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
- Benefits of being Beyonce: you're a god
